“If you’re seeing me, you’re having the worst day of your life.” The H-Bomb: Los Angeles denizen Louis Blum (Jake Gyllenhaal) is a peculiar young man who spends his sleepless nights roaming the city, looking for work when he isn’t selling stolen scrap. One fateful evening, Louis happens upon the bloody aftermath of a car crash that is being filmed by cameraman, Joe Loder … [Read more...] about Nightcrawler
Fifty Shades of Grey
“Eat me. Drink me.” The H-Bomb: Filling in for her sick, journalism student roommate, English lit. major Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) arrives at a sleek office building to interview young, uber-wealthy business tycoon, Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan). Since Anastasia has absolutely no journalistic training or experience, the interview is exceptionally clunky and … [Read more...] about Fifty Shades of Grey
John Wick
“He’s not the boogeyman, he’s the guy you send to kill the boogeyman.” The H-Bomb: Retired assassin John Wick (Keanu Reeves) is mourning the recent passing of his wife (Bridget Moynahan) when he runs into a young Russian thug, Iosef (Alifie Allen), who takes a liking to Wick’s vintage muscle car. Iosef offers to buy it on the spot, but Wick blows him off. Turns out, … [Read more...] about John Wick
Whiplash
“There are no two words in the English language more harmful than ‘good job.’” The H-Bomb: Andrew Neimann (Miles Teller) is an aspiring jazz drummer attending a prestigious music academy in NYC. He has raw talent and youthful determination, all he needs is a break. One day, after hearing a bit of what Andrew can do, the school’s most respected teacher, Terrence Fletcher … [Read more...] about Whiplash
Minions Super Fans Spot
H-Man here, with a confession to make, I have never seen Despicable Me (2010) or its sequel, Despicable Me 2 (2013). No real reason why, other than animation just typically isn't my bag. A lot of people did, though, that's why the good folks at Illumination Entertainment and Universal Pictures have graced us with a spin-off, Minions, due out in theaters July, 2015. Here we … [Read more...] about Minions Super Fans Spot
