Dracula Dumbed Down The H-Bomb: Welcome to 15th century Transylvania, where almost everyone speaks English with an English accent. This land is ruled by Vlad the Impaler (Luke Evans), who is shown here to be a brave warrior, a loving husband, a doting father, and an all around nice guy (oh dear). Vlad wants nothing more than to live in peace with his people, however, there … [Read more...] about Dracula Untold
Annabelle
Dolls don’t scare me. The H-Bomb: Mia (Annabelle Wallis) and John (Ward Horton) are a perfect Barbie doll couple living in 1960’s southern California. She is several months pregnant with her first child, and as a gift, John buys her a brand new doll to put in the kid’s nursery. This doll sports a demonic grin and is just about the ugliest fucking thing you ever did see, … [Read more...] about Annabelle
Only Lovers Left Alive
"You're looking awfully pale there, Dr. Caligari." The H-Bomb: Reclusive musician Adam (Tom Hiddleston) is living a lonely, nocturnal life in Detroit. He rarely leaves his cramped apartment, full of old musical instruments and analogue technology, and his only human contacts are his gopher, Ian (Anton Yelchin), who tracks down various musical nitnacks for him, and Dr. … [Read more...] about Only Lovers Left Alive
Jay and Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie
Same old Smith. The H-Bomb: Never say never, as the saying goes. After Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back came out in 2001, writer/director Kevin Smith said never again; he stated in no uncertain terms that he was retiring his beloved stoner duo, and declared that movie their swan song. I can't say I blame him, at that point he was about 30, and while he had a good run with … [Read more...] about Jay and Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie
Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
"Even my dreams are low budget!" The H-Bomb: He's gonna take you back to the past, to play the shitty games that suck ass… or, in this case, one shitty game that sucks ass. The foul-mouthed brainchild of aspiring filmmaker James Rolfe, The Angry Video Game Nerd first surfaced on YouTube in 2006, and has gone on to become one of the most popular web series of all time. … [Read more...] about Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
