"First rule of the outback, hero: You never, ever stop!" The H-Bomb: Way back in 1997, Scream 2 laid out the basic rules for a horror movie sequel; the body count must be bigger, and the death scenes must be much more elaborate. The bigger, the bloodier, the better. Wolf Creek 2, the sequel to the 2005 Aussie slasher flick, follows those rules to the letter. It is bigger, … [Read more...] about Wolf Creek 2
The Grand Budapest Hotel
"An enchanting old ruin." The H-Bomb: Zero Moustafa (F. Murray Abraham), owner of the decaying Grand Budapest Hotel, located in the picturesque and entirely fictional European Republic of Zubrowka, recounts the events that led to his acquisition of the hotel. The year was 1932, and young Zero (Tony Revolori) worked as Lobby Boy under the direct supervision of The Grand … [Read more...] about The Grand Budapest Hotel
Devil’s Knot
You know the story, all too well. The H-Bomb: On May 6, 1993, three young boys- Steve Branch, Christopher Byers, and Michael Moore- were found savagely murdered in West Memphis, Arkansas. It was a crime that shook the small, rural community to it's very core. The people of West Memphis demanded justice, and demanded it quickly. But the local police seemed to be at a loss. … [Read more...] about Devil’s Knot
Uber Transformers Experience
Uber Transformers Experience Okay, so who isn't excited for Transformers: Age of Extinction? If you're not, then why are you even reading this, weirdo? Anyhow, for us normal people who can't wait to see Marky Mark and Optimus Prime join forces, Paramount Pictures and Western Star Trucks are teaming up to give fans a unique, once in a lifetime "Uber Transformers" … [Read more...] about Uber Transformers Experience
Edge of Tomorrow
Groundhog Day, by way of Battle: Los Angeles The H-Bomb: Major William Cage (Tom Cruise), is a military PR man who, for reasons that are too muddled to get into here, is demoted to Private and sent to the front lines in France for a major offensive against a hoard of tentacled alien invaders. Since Cage has zero combat experience, and is a bit of a chicken shit, it is a … [Read more...] about Edge of Tomorrow