Duller than a Kansas landscape. The H-Bomb: Everyone's favorite farm girl, Dorothy (Lea Michele), returns from Oz to find that Aunty Em (Tacey Adams) and Uncle Henry (Michael Krawic) are being forced to move out of their tornado ravaged home after it's declared unsafe. Dorothy has her suspicions about this, since the property appraiser (Martin Short) is a pretty sketchy … [Read more...] about Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return
Neighbors
Delta Psi must die. The H-Bomb: Mac and Kelly Radner (Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne) are a content, thirty-something couple living the ideal suburban life in their ideal suburban home with their baby daughter, Stella. Their ideally ideal existence is turned upside down when the house next door sells, and the notoriously wild Delta Psi fraternity moves in. Dreading the nights of … [Read more...] about Neighbors
The Canyons
American Psycho + Taxi Driver = Less Than Zero The H-Bomb: Christian (James Deen) is a sociopath, sex addicted, trust fund brat who is bankrolling a cheap horror movie, so that his dad "will get off his back" about doing something with his life. Ryan (Nolan Funk… oh Jesus) is a struggling model/actor who Christian has cast in the lead of his movie, as a favor to his … [Read more...] about The Canyons
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Almost amazing . . . The H-Bomb: There's something I need to confess right off the bat, I am not a big fan of director Marc Webb's 2012 Spider-Man reboot. This isn't entirely the movie's fault, as Christopher Nolan's seminal Dark Knight Trilogy has pretty much ruined all comic book movies for me. Even fanboy fap-favorites, like the Iron Man flicks and the much lauded … [Read more...] about The Amazing Spider-Man 2
The Raid 2
Bloody Amazing The H-Bomb: SWAT officer Rama (Iko Uwais), one of the few who survived the massive raid on an Indonesian drug lord's apartment block, is recruited into an elite unit of undercover cops. His mission: to infiltrate the largest crime family in Jakarta and expose the dirty cops on its payroll. This syndicate is run by the aging kingpin, Bangun (Tio … [Read more...] about The Raid 2
