“Something terrible happened here...” The H-Bomb: Ed and Lorraine Warren (Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga) are paranormal investigators who gain prominence in the late 1960's after handling some rather high profile cases. He is a demonologist, she is a clairvoyant, who can see and hear things that others cannot. One evening, after giving a lecture at a college, the Warrens … [Read more...] about The Conjuring
The Lone Ranger
How the west wasn't fun. The H-Bomb: If there's one thing I should give Hollywood props for, it's their refusal to let the western die, as it is a truly great genre. However, if there's one thing I wish they would learn, it's that westerns tend to make for lousy summer blockbusters. Bombs like Wild Wild West and Jonah Hex should have taught them that lesson, but alas, … [Read more...] about The Lone Ranger
Movie 43
Believe the hype... The H-Bomb: Movie 43 is of the fucking devil. I'm not joking. Someone, some crack addled, third generation inbred dropout with the sense of humor of a brain damaged 12-year-old sold their soul to Satan to get this monumentally unfunny, unfathomably atrocious mountain of fertilizer made. Not only to get it made, but to get it released in theaters, and … [Read more...] about Movie 43
White House Down
Olympus has fallen... again. The H-Bomb: The U.S. President (Jamie Foxx) returns home just as he's on the verge of brokering a historic deal that will bring peace to the Middle East. This is a deal that could very well piss off a lot of interested parties, including the usual wacko groups from that region, as well as a number of defense contractors who have profited from … [Read more...] about White House Down
Stoker
“We don't need to be friends, we're family.” The H-Bomb: After her father is killed in a car accident, the world of 18-year-old India Stoker (Mia Wasikowska) is turned completely upside down. Not only because her dad was very near and dear to her, but also because she dreads the idea of having to live alone with her loopy mother, Evelyn (Nicole Kidman), who she's never … [Read more...] about Stoker
