“I'M DUH SHEER-UFF!!!” The H-Bomb: Notorious South American drug kingpin Gabriel Cortez (Eduardo Noriega) is in the process of being transferred to Federal Death Row, when he makes a daring, and somewhat improbable, escape. Now, behind the wheel of a souped-up Corvette, with a captive in the form of a lovely, young female FBI agent (Genesis Rodriguez), Cortez is … [Read more...] about The Last Stand
After Earth
M. Night Shyamalan is back... for better or worse. The H-Bomb: 1,000 years from now, long after humanity was forced to evacuate Earth and relocate to a new planet, teenage Kitai Raige (Jaden Smith) is accompanying his father, General Cypher Raige (Will Smith), a decorated war hero, on an off world training exercise. Cypher has been away from home for quite some time, and … [Read more...] about After Earth
The Lords of Salem
Zombie dares the Devil... The H-Bomb: Late one night in Salem, Massachusetts, local radio DJ, Heidi LaRoc (Sheri Moon Zombie), receives a strange package containing an old school vinyl record from a band calling themselves "The Lords." When Heidi puts the record on, a bizarre instrumental piece plays, one that seems to have a hypnotizing effect on her. While in these … [Read more...] about The Lords of Salem
Stolen
Fun-ish, but forgettable. The H-Bomb: Master thief Will Montgomery (Nicolas Cage) is pulling a late night heist in New Orleans with his crew, including hothead Vincent (Josh Lucas) and the sultry Riley (Malin Akerman). It's a ten million dollar job, the big retirement score for all involved. Everything seems to be going smoothly, but there's just one teeny, tiny problem; … [Read more...] about Stolen
John Dies at the End
"What in the name of Elvis is going on?" The H-Bomb: Dave (Chase Williamson) and John (Rob Mayes) were just a couple of typical, twenty-something slackers when they came upon a new mind altering drug called Soy Sauce. A pitch black goo with hair growing out of it, Soy Sauce can “open doors to other worlds” by giving its users an array of psychic powers, as well as … [Read more...] about John Dies at the End
