Ok, NOW you've ruined my childhood! I always thought people that said that were lame. But, now I get it. I mean, here we have an incredibly popular kid's show that I used to watch as a freakin' kid that has somehow been morphed into a horror movie where these lovable characters murder their audience . . . so the show can go on, forever and ever. I am assuming, in Hell, … [Read more...] about Trailer: The Banana Splits Movie
Trailer: Ad Astra
What in the name of what the hell is this movie even about? So, we are terra-forming Mars or something, and Brad Pitt's dad, Tommy Lee Jones, was some kind of space pioneer. And Donald Sutherland is their grandfather, who also is floating around in space? And global warming is on the horizon...? #EyeRoll Is this some kind of trippy sequel to The Right Stuff or is this … [Read more...] about Trailer: Ad Astra
Trailer: 6 Hot Chicks in a Warehouse
Sometimes it's nice to know exactly what you are getting with a film directly from its title. And with 6 Hot Chicks in a Warehouse, that's what you're getting. From the looks of it, a slighted photographer tricks six women into somehow getting trapped in these cages. And for his amusement, he gets them to fight to the death. Typically when I hear about these movies, I … [Read more...] about Trailer: 6 Hot Chicks in a Warehouse
Trailer: Last Christmas
I am a fan of Emilia Clarke, duh, she was the best character in Game of Thrones - spoiler alert (really stop reading this sentence if you haven't seen Game of Thrones), that's why they killed her and had her whisked off to the sunset by a dragon. They always kill the ones I love. Anyway, recently I found out she has suffered from a medical condition and that character … [Read more...] about Trailer: Last Christmas
Gyrus
Free-thought performance art Written and Directed by: Eric ChamberlainCast: Eric Chamberlain [Disclaimer, Eric is the cousin of our late, great writer H-Man, and has also contributed to our site, so I may be a bit biased. I am only human] Swift shot: A surreal, mezmerizing fascicle that shouldn't be overlooked by cinephiles. Gyrus has been described as a drama … [Read more...] about Gyrus
