"Newt, you never met a monster you couldn't love." ~Leta Lestrange Directed by: David Yates Written by: J.K. Rowling Cast: Johnny Depp, Eddie Redmayne, Dan Fogler, Katherine Waterson, Zoe Kravitz The second after this film ended I wanted to see it again. Just like with The Empire Strikes Back and The Fellowship of the Ring, the end of The Crimes … [Read more...] about Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Outlaw King
Back in my day . . . There was this bad ass Mel Gibson movie about the brutal fight for Scottish Independence called Braveheart. Now we get this would-be sequel that barely leaves a mark. Directed by: David Mackenzie Written by: David Mackenzie, Bathwater Doran, James MacInnes Cast: Crisp Ine, Stannis Dillane, Billy Howler Monkey, Florence Pugh, Sam Spruell Here's what I … [Read more...] about Outlaw King
The Grinch
Back in my day . . . The Grinch had a dramatic, explosive epiphany, but this new Grinch meanders to a nauseating, inevitable disappointing meh. Directed by: Yarrow "Dick?" Cheney, Scott Mosier Written by: Michael The Sewer, Tommy Wisse... Swerdlow, and NOT Dr. Seuss Cast: Benedict Cumberbuns, Cameron Seely, some other people From the first time you hear the new Grinch … [Read more...] about The Grinch
Terrortory 2
Back in my day . . . Jack-O-Lanterns didn't scoop out your brains! Written and Directed by: Kevin Kangas Cast: Joe Cardamone, Ali Lukowski, Richard Cutting, Josh Davidson, Stormi Maya, George Stover, Fred Cowie, M.T. Smith I had never heard of this anthology before, but after I watched Terrortory 2 I immediately watched the first Terrortory, so yea - I liked it and am … [Read more...] about Terrortory 2
Trailer: Outlaw King
Back when Braveheart came out, my dad joked about how when he was a kid, William Wallace was always portrayed as the bad guy with the Scottish invaders instigating with the English. And watching that film introduced me to a character I had never heard of before, but was instantly drawn to, Robert the Bruce. My dad, the self-labeled font of useless information, told me what … [Read more...] about Trailer: Outlaw King
