Horrifying! Directed by: Paul Greengrass Written by: Paul Greengrass, Åsne Seierstad (based on the book One of Us) Cast: Anders Danielsen Lie, Jonas Strand Gravli, Jon Øigarden There is no death penalty in Norway. But, after you watch this film, I challenge you to defend that decision. From 1997 - 2000, I lived in Stavanger, Norway assigned … [Read more...] about 22 July
Trailer: Bumblebee
Finally, the ACTUAL Transformers! Back in 2007 Michael Bay released a fun, sci-fi fantasy film featuring a feisty Fox named Megan and a Lebouf named Shia . . . and the world has never really forgiven him since. Oh, it wasn't those actors that they hated, it was how the Transformers themselves looked - ALL THE FREAKING SAME!!!! Given the amount of digital awesomeness at … [Read more...] about Trailer: Bumblebee
The Happytime Murders
Back in my day . . . The Muppets took on Manhattan, now they take on multiple sex partners and snort Grade A sucrose! Directed by: Brian (definitely not his dad) Henson Written by: Todd Berger, Dee Austin Robertson Cast: Melissa McCarthy, Bill Barretta, Elizabeth Banks, Leslie David Baker, Maya Rudolph It's freakin' Roger Rabbit meets Seven. Yes, the script by Todd Berger … [Read more...] about The Happytime Murders
Trailer: The Mourning Hills
Kids, don't go into the woods! Don't go into the woods, don't go into the woods, don't go into the woods - how many freakin' times do we have to tell you kids this? German Fairy Tales were written with very graphic, horrible endings to keep kids from going into the woods. But some kids have nowhere else to go. It looks like something terrible is going down at this "Caring … [Read more...] about Trailer: The Mourning Hills
The Meg
Back in my day . . . great white sharks were the top of the food chain. Now, it's Jason Statham! Directed by: Jon (missing the H) Turtletaub Written by: Dean Georgaris, Jon (aslo missing an H) Hoeber, Erich (found the H) Hoeber Cast: Jason Shirtless, Bangbing Li, Rainn Wilson, Shuya Sophia Cai Basically Jaws 3-D meets The Transporter. Nothing … [Read more...] about The Meg
