Decent but forgettable Directed by: Aaron Nee, Adam NeeWritten by: Seth Gordon, Oren Uziel, Adam NeeCast: Sandra Bullock, Channing Tatum, Daniel Radcliffe Swift shot: Basically Romancing the Stone for millennials. An underwhelming romantic action comedy that is best watched without seeing any of the trailers. It's criminal to allow major cameos and gags to be shown in … [Read more...] about The Lost City
The Batman
Directed by: Matt ReevesWritten by: Matt Reeves, Peter CraigCast: Robert Pattinson, Zoe Kravitz, Jeffrey Wright, John Turturro, Paul Dano Swift shot: All anyone really wants to know is can Robert Pattinson become The Batman? Well, it's more complicated than that. He has moments where I felt he wasn't given much room to flex, and in other scenes, he really takes advantage of … [Read more...] about The Batman
Soccer Mom Madam
"No amount of money is worth your freedom." Directed by: Kevin FairWritten by: Barbara MarshallCast: Jana Kramer, Leah Gibson, Matty Finochio, Jessica Sipos Swift shot: Awhile ago, I think it might have been Dane Cook, but a standup comic of some repute said that Lifetime movies are probably the best things on TV. They get a bad rap for being lessor films. But he was … [Read more...] about Soccer Mom Madam
Podcast: Take Down of The SpyHards “Little Nikita”
Have you ever been listening to a Podcast and thought, "Man, I really need to let them know where they went wrong"? Well, I am not saying Little Nikita was the most epic spy movie ever made, but I do feel that the SpyHards folks were missing important context and details that I wouldn't expect a Brit or a Canuck to grasp. To whit, this super secret special recording. Plus, I … [Read more...] about Podcast: Take Down of The SpyHards “Little Nikita”
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain
"English cats who do not look like Louis Wain cats are ashamed of themselves." H.G. Wells Directed by: Will SharpeWritten by: Will Sharpe, Simon Stephenson Cast: Benedict Cumberbatch, Claire Foy, Andrea Riseborough Swift shot: An electric parade of cats is what I was expecting, but what I got was a beautiful, painful introduction to an eccentric genius who gave the … [Read more...] about The Electrical Life of Louis Wain
