As promised, this is it folks, the last chance to win a FREE Bluray (technically they are called Blu-rays, but I defy the yutzes that came up with that hyphenated crap) of The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. That’s right ladies and gents, FIVE armies, not one (which would be amusing to watch, like Fight Club) not two, which would be like a tennis match. Not even three which would be like some perverse love triangle of carnage. Nor four, which might indicate an evenly paired match of two armies allied together against two more. NO! Tolkien has made the OCD crowd cringe for eternity with FIVE ARMIES, battling for Middle Earth!
We are happy to be a sponsor for this Bluray giveaway for FREE! All you need to do is step right up, click on the Application and tell us your favorite character from The Hobbit series! That’s all you need to do to be entered to win. Of course, if you can’t bother to do that, I understand, because clicking on links is such a chore these days. I mean, it isn’t like some greatest adventure or anything, hell, you might even have to put on clothes or something, or maybe miss second breakfast?
Anyway, good luck and use this hashtag #TheHobbit – and if you are too daft to know how/where to use a hashtag, don’t enter, or call on the eagles. Thanks!
Only US and Canadian residents may enter, and each household is only eligible to win one Prize Pack via blog reviews and giveaways. Only one entrant per mailing address (no PO Boxes) per giveaway. If you have won the same prize on another blog, you will not be eligible to win it again. Winner is subject to eligibility verification.
