Ok, NOW you’ve ruined my childhood!
I always thought people that said that were lame. But, now I get it. I mean, here we have an incredibly popular kid’s show that I used to watch as a freakin’ kid that has somehow been morphed into a horror movie where these lovable characters murder their audience . . . so the show can go on, forever and ever. I am assuming, in Hell, because that is where this one belongs.
Look, if you want to make a Five Nights at Freddy’s movie, make it. In fact, I welcome that, but why do you feel the need to ruin beloved classic characters?
This is what happens when you sell your soul to make a buck. The worst that happened to Hanna-Barbera was Sealab 2021, where this old corny cartoon was converted into a stoner show that never disappointed for its originality and the fact that you honestly had no idea what to expect out of it.
Basically, it was Aqua Teen Hunger Force, underwater. And I loved it! So, maybe I am being a bit harsh on Banana Splits, because if you think about it like Sealab 2021, it’s just the same thing with amped up ultra-violence tossed in for fun.
So, will I watch this horror show, that’s basically a rip-off of Five Nights at Freddy’s?
You bet your ass I will!
Has any other movie or new show adaptation of something you loved as a kid ruined your childhood? Note, I will delete all comments about Ninja Turtles or Transformers. Because, that’s been done to death!
