Back when Braveheart came out, my dad joked about how when he was a kid, William Wallace was always portrayed as the bad guy with the Scottish invaders instigating with the English. And watching that film introduced me to a character I had never heard of before, but was instantly drawn to, Robert the Bruce. My dad, the self-labeled font of useless information, told me what … [Read more...] about Trailer: Outlaw King
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Trailer: Bumblebee
Finally, the ACTUAL Transformers! Back in 2007 Michael Bay released a fun, sci-fi fantasy film featuring a feisty Fox named Megan and a Lebouf named Shia . . . and the world has never really forgiven him since. Oh, it wasn't those actors that they hated, it was how the Transformers themselves looked - ALL THE FREAKING SAME!!!! Given the amount of digital awesomeness at … [Read more...] about Trailer: Bumblebee
Trailer: The Mourning Hills
Kids, don't go into the woods! Don't go into the woods, don't go into the woods, don't go into the woods - how many freakin' times do we have to tell you kids this? German Fairy Tales were written with very graphic, horrible endings to keep kids from going into the woods. But some kids have nowhere else to go. It looks like something terrible is going down at this "Caring … [Read more...] about Trailer: The Mourning Hills
Trailer: Lizzie
Lizzie the lesbian? Back when the patriarchy was strong, we kept all you spinsters and Old Maids where you belonged, at home, raising kids, baking things, and getting hitched. But some crazy woman decided to take an ax and slaughter her father and step-mother while they slept. Now, women can vote, drive cars, write articles, be producers, directors, CEOs, and lead … [Read more...] about Trailer: Lizzie
Trailer: Mary Queen of Scots
Mean Girls meets Braveheart It's been said that all men are pigs and all women are catty. Perhaps the most prolific cat fight in history will play out in this one. And piggish men will do what they do. On one side you have Queen Joker (Margot Robbie) who has the full power of England behind her. On the other side you have Queen Hanna (Saoirse Ronan), her … [Read more...] about Trailer: Mary Queen of Scots
