Back in my day . . . spy movies were awesome. So is this one! Written and Directed by: Christopher McQuarrie Cast: Tom Cruise, The Mustache, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson, Ving (the schnoz) Rhames I thought I watched all the Mission Impossible movies that exist, but it was painfully obvious to me that I didn't watch the last one, Rogue Nation. Because there … [Read more...] about Mission Impossible: Fallout
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The Equalizer 2
Back in my day . . . bad guys didn't leave so many loose ends! Directed by: Antoine Fuckyou-ah, is that how he says it? Fuqua Written by: Richard Wenk - Wait, seriously? Dick Wank? Poor bastard Cast: Denzel, Melissa Leo, Pedro Pascal, Ashton Sanders Robert McCall is an American badass. He's a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant - some of my favorite people are retired Marines, … [Read more...] about The Equalizer 2
Ant-Man and The Wasp
Back in my day . . . bad guys were bad and that was good. Directed by: Peyton Reed Written by: Five wieners Cast: Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Michael Douglas, Hannah John-Kamen By the way, I am switching up my format, and I will no longer avoid spoilers in my reviews. Granted, there is nothing to spoil with this lackluster film, but I didn't want any crybabies to whine … [Read more...] about Ant-Man and The Wasp
Incredibles 2
It's all about perception... Written and Directed by: Brad Bird Cast: Holly Hunter, Craig T. Nelson, Catherine Keener, Bob Odenkirk Swift shot: We've waited fourteen years for a The Incredibles sequel, and in our real world a lot has changed, but Municiberg is still the same. The Parrs are still fighting with the Anti-Supers law that has hobbled them and their cohorts for … [Read more...] about Incredibles 2
Solo: A Star Wars Story
Thrilling - Space Western! Directed by: Ron Howard Written by: Lawrence Kasdan, Jonathan Kasdan Cast: Alden Ehrenreich, Woody Harrelson, Emilia Clarke Swift shot: There is only one Han Solo, and he is Harrison Ford. Unfortunately no amount of CGI effects and tricks would make a believable visage of a young Han Solo, as Ford is now over seventy. So, I suspended my disbelief … [Read more...] about Solo: A Star Wars Story
