Get out your tokens! ***Insert Tokens here for more images*** Swift shot: It's a movie, no, it's a graphic novel, no, it's a video game? Wait, what the hell is this thing? Really, who cares, you want a label - get some duct tape and stick it to your forehead - now put a Sharpie to it "Old". Yea, that's you, so, anyway, like I was saying, this film, err whatever, was … [Read more...] about Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
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Jonah Hex
Hex hears dead-people, and who gives a Horton? ***Need Megan Fox images? No!?! Well, screw you then, don't CLICK HERE*** The H-Bomb: There seems to be some kind of consensus that thus far this summer movie season has, for the most part, been dull, dreary, and lackluster. Sadly, the release of “Jonah Hex” is going to do very little to buck that trend. As a comic … [Read more...] about Jonah Hex
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
An adventure of epic(lite) proportions. ***Want more Prince of Persia? Click the image above for more*** The H-Bomb: Before I get into this review, I have a question to pose to all you fine readers; Who out there can name for me a good, or even okay, movie based on a video game? It’s a serious question, because I pondered it myself, and I truly cannot think of one. … [Read more...] about Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Shrek Forever After
Ogrehood "Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed." It's been nine years since Smash Mouth heralded the arrival of the irreverent Shrek, voiced by Mike Meyers (not to be confused with the lovable white-masked, axe-wielding fright from the Halloween series of films). What made the first Shrek great to me was that it was more … [Read more...] about Shrek Forever After
Robin Hood
Robin Hood is the latest version of a story that is well known and told a different way every time they make a movie about it. The latest version is the story of how the legend first began; and as far as I know is the most historically accurate telling thus far. Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe team up once again attempting to capture the magic they shared with … [Read more...] about Robin Hood
