"It aint rocket surgery." The H-Bomb: After slaughtering all the high profile gangsters in Boston, the MacManus Brothers have spent the past decade hiding out in Ireland. But when a priest is murdered,the "Saints" come back to Beantown for one reason and one reason only... to shoot the shit out of some bad guys. Just to state this upfront, I am not a huge fan of the … [Read more...] about The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
Action
Ninja Assassin
Rick Swift says, "The ninja appears to be back . . . " The H-Bomb: A martial arts trained assassin wages a one man war against his former clan and his master. Let the bloodbath begin... "Ninja Assassin" can be best described as a martial arts movie fan's wet dream. It's blood and guts galore stuffed full of fistfights, sword fights and knife fights in a plot that's there … [Read more...] about Ninja Assassin
Zombieland
A delicious catastrophe! Swift shot: Zombie flicks and me usually don't get along well, when they are seriously driven, but Zland doesn't take itself too seriously - it is just a sweet ass ride, one that you will want to experience again and again. You'll want to bring different people with you to gauge their reactions, see if they are savvy enough to catch on and find … [Read more...] about Zombieland
RocknRolla
I was expecting SLC Punk meets London, but what I got was as disappointing as British cuisine. It was like some kind of homo-erotic Oliver Twist story with limited violence. I was expecting London to be dripping with blood, and for the most part - all we got was American Crayfish and junkies strewn about with some Russian mobsters and the occasional awkward moments of, … [Read more...] about RocknRolla
Sorority Row
Damn. For me there is nothing better than going into a film you have low-to-no expectations for, then being pleasantly surprised when you actually like it. My expectations for "Sorority Row" were less than low. The previews for it had my lame-o-meter ringing off the charts, and the whole thing just looked like another shitty post-modern teen hack 'n slash flick. From what I … [Read more...] about Sorority Row
