"I don't like human beings" Swift shot: People say "it's all been done" - well, kudos to Tom Six for coming up with something original. And, there endeth the praise. This movie sucked so much, it earned the first ZERO rating on iRATEfilms. There was NOTHING redeeming about watching this movie, in fact, you will be ashamed you managed to sit through the whole thing at … [Read more...] about The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
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After.Life
After.Life is a movie about death, life, and the transition from life to death. We are introduced to Anna Taylor (Christina Ricci) and Paul Coleman (Justin Long). It is obvious Anna really is not happy with her life. She's a school teacher who has a special student named Jack (Chandler Canterbury) who is a little disturbed. Anna is heading to a funeral when we first meet the … [Read more...] about After.Life
Crazy Heart
Waste of a soul Swift shot: I don't care. It was boring, full of cliches and hack writing. Jeff Bridges can act, and clearly taking on a terrible script and making it "shine" is what passes for Academy gold these days. Based on that caveat alone, Bridges should get the Oscar, but to quote Metallica, "So Fucking What?" Yes, Metallica is more my speed, but I can … [Read more...] about Crazy Heart
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
"Tell your stupid story . . . and die already!" - Elaine Benis on the English Patient Benjamin Button takes you on a long, pointless journey with a passionless void of cliched themes and uninspired screen-writing. So many other critics have labeled this a rip-off of Forrest Gump, but as this film was based on a Fitzgerald work, I guess it would be the other way … [Read more...] about The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Dance Flick
I noticed that within the past few years there have been an influx of spoof movies being released. Just to name a few, there has been the “Scary Movie” series, “Epic Movie”, “Disaster Movie”, and now we have Dance Flick, written, directed, produced, and starring the Wayans family. To me, this movie felt rather disjointed. Instead of a story with a beginning, … [Read more...] about Dance Flick
