Back in my day . . . bad guys were bad and that was good. Directed by: Peyton Reed Written by: Five wieners Cast: Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Michael Douglas, Hannah John-Kamen By the way, I am switching up my format, and I will no longer avoid spoilers in my reviews. Granted, there is nothing to spoil with this lackluster film, but I didn't want any crybabies to whine … [Read more...] about Ant-Man and The Wasp
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The Snowman
Dritt, fulstendig dritt! Directed by: Tomas Alfredson Written by: Peter Straughan, Hossein Amini, Soren Sveistrup Cast: Michael Fassbender, Rebecca Ferguson, J.K. Simmons Swift shot: As a three year resident of Norway, I had high hopes for this film, and I have been hearing from my Norwegian friends how good the Jo Nesbo Harry Hole series is . . . to … [Read more...] about The Snowman
Saving Christmas
"Santa has the exact same letters as Satan!"- Yes, someone actually says that. Directed by: Darren Doane Written by: This fucking thing had writers??? Starring: Kirk Cameron, Darren Doane, Bridgette Cameron The H-Bomb: Kirk (Kirk Cameron) is attending a Christmas party at his sister's house, when he notices that his brother-in-law, Christian (Darren Doane), seems … [Read more...] about Saving Christmas
Fantastic Four
A Fantastic Bore Directed by: Josh Trank Written by: Jeremy Slater, Simon Kinberg, Josh Trank (screenplay) Stan Lee, Jack Kirby (comic) Starring: Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan, Kate Mara, Jamie Bell, Reg E. Cathey, Toby Kebbell The H-Bomb: For pretty much his entire childhood, Reed Richards (Miles Teller) has been working on a teleportation device, with the help … [Read more...] about Fantastic Four
The Ridiculous 6
Ridiculously Bad Directed by: Frank Coraci "Written" by: Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler Starring: Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Luke Wilson, Taylor Lautner, Terry Crews, Jorge Garcia, Nick Nolte The H-Bomb: Having been an avid moviegoer for the bulk of my 34 years on this planet, I can say, with confidence, that the most painful kind of bad movie is a bad comedy. When a horror … [Read more...] about The Ridiculous 6
