Who's There? Eli Roth, trolling the movie going public. Directed by: Eli Roth Written by: Eli Roth, Nicolas Lopez, Guillermo Amoedo (Screenplay), Anthony Moverman, Michael Ronald Ross (Story) Starring: Keanu Reeves, Lorenza Izzo, Ana de Armas The H-Bomb: Evan Webber (Keanu Reeves) is a devoted husband and father who has the house to himself for the weekend when … [Read more...] about Knock Knock
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Survivor
Intrigue has never been less intriguing. Directed by: James McTeigue Written by: Philip Shelby Starring: Milla Jovovich, Pierce Brosnan, Dylan McDermott, Angela Bassett, Robert Forster The H-Bomb: Kate Abbott (Milla Jovovich) is an agent with the State Department stationed at the U.S. Embassy in London, where she is tasked with weeding out Visa applicants who could … [Read more...] about Survivor
Toolbox Murders 2
The most anticipated sequel of the year... Written and Directed by: Dean C. Jones Starring: Chauntal Lewis, Chris Doyle, Bruce Dern (Dear God... why?!?) The H-Bomb: The original Toolbox Murders was a low-rent exploitation junker from 1978 that was pretty much forgotten about, until it was loosely remade by famed horror maestro Tobe Hooper in 2004. Hooper is best … [Read more...] about Toolbox Murders 2
Madame Bovary
No thanks, Madame! Directed by: Sophie Barthes Written by: Felipe Marino, Gustave Flaubert Cast: Ezra Miller, Mia Wasikowska, Paul Giamatti Swift shot: Almost 90 minutes of complete boredom. You'd think I was exaggerating, but I am not. I guess that is what I deserve for finally watching this, oh so controversial story, on film. If you sit all the way through … [Read more...] about Madame Bovary
The Man with the Iron Fists 2: Sting of the Scorpion
“A windstorm of flying elephant shit.” The H-Bomb: Picking up shortly after the original The Man with the Iron Fists ended, this sequel chronicles the further exploits of the Blacksmith, aka the man with the iron fists, aka Thaddeus (RZA), as he travels through 19th century China in search of his “Qi,” (pronounced chee) and with it, inner peace... or something. Along the … [Read more...] about The Man with the Iron Fists 2: Sting of the Scorpion
