The Boll Manifesto The H-Bomb: Three years ago, a disaffected young man named Bill Williamson (Brendan Fletcher), got so fed up with life, his parents, and the world in general, that he grabbed a couple of assault weapons and embarked on a shooting spree in his hometown that left over a hundred people dead. Some time later, he posted a video of himself kind of explaining … [Read more...] about Rampage: Capital Punishment
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The Canyons
American Psycho + Taxi Driver = Less Than Zero The H-Bomb: Christian (James Deen) is a sociopath, sex addicted, trust fund brat who is bankrolling a cheap horror movie, so that his dad "will get off his back" about doing something with his life. Ryan (Nolan Funk… oh Jesus) is a struggling model/actor who Christian has cast in the lead of his movie, as a favor to his … [Read more...] about The Canyons
I Spit on Your Grave 2
I spit on this movie. The H-Bomb: Naive Midwestern girl, Katie (Jemma Dallender), is an aspiring model trying to make it in NYC, and isn't having much luck. After being told that her portfolio is a bit too... rustic, she decides it's time to get some new photos. Problem is, professional photographs are just so damn expensive. But, fortune smiles on Katie, as she happens … [Read more...] about I Spit on Your Grave 2
Twixt
"You can't change time, time changes you." The H-Bomb: When I think of the great filmmakers who emerged from the Golden Age of 70's cinema, Francis Ford Coppola almost immediately comes to mind, and with good reason. This is the man who in the span of that decade gave us The Godfather, The Godfather: Part II, The Conversation, and Apocalypse Now. Those four films alone … [Read more...] about Twixt
Movie 43
Believe the hype... The H-Bomb: Movie 43 is of the fucking devil. I'm not joking. Someone, some crack addled, third generation inbred dropout with the sense of humor of a brain damaged 12-year-old sold their soul to Satan to get this monumentally unfunny, unfathomably atrocious mountain of fertilizer made. Not only to get it made, but to get it released in theaters, and … [Read more...] about Movie 43
