Absolutely Terrible Movie The H-Bomb: Yuppie financial adviser David (Brian Geraghty) offers his female co-worker, Emily (Alice Eve) a ride home from an office Christmas party. David has had a crush on Emily for a while, and since she has just quit the firm to start a new job, he figures this will be his last chance to make a move on her. However, … [Read more...] about ATM
Complete Shit
ATM
11-11-11
It’s the end of the world as we know it . . . and I don‘t care! The H-Bomb: Bring on the apocalypse… seriously, I mean it. Bring it on, now! If it means not having to sit through any more of this dreary, tortuously inert, coma inducing crap-tastrophe, then the end of days is something I welcome with open arms! Okay, I suppose I should backtrack a bit and explain … [Read more...] about 11-11-11
Restless
A collage of “Indie” clichés. The H-Bomb: Enoch (Henry Hopper) is your basic indie film protagonist; a sensitive young man with a tragic family history who’s lost and directionless and full of angst, yada, yada, yada. He’s in between schools for reasons we’re told late in the film (not that it really matters) and his favorite past times include crashing the funerals … [Read more...] about Restless
A Dangerous Method
“Freud’s obsession with sex has to do with the fact that he never gets any.” The H-Bomb: One would think that A Dangerous Method, a film about how early twentieth-century psychologists Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud developed “The Talking Cure,” or psychoanalysis, would be the ideal marriage of director and material. After all, many of Canadian auteur David … [Read more...] about A Dangerous Method
The Human Centipede II – (Full Sequence)
The “Meta” sequel to Rick Swift’s 'favorite' film of 2010! The H-Bomb: Wow. Fine readers of iRATEFilms, I have seen some Baaad movies in my life. Be it Princess Coppola’s recent pretentious non-movie, Somewhere, or the all time crud sucker, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4, I have plummeted to the deepest depths of cinematic depravity, and I have managed to … [Read more...] about The Human Centipede II – (Full Sequence)
