A whole lot of nothing! The H-Bomb: Johnny Marco (Stephen Dorff) is an A-list movie star living the Hollywood Bad Boy life; boozing, partying, women, so on and so forth. Basically, all the drinking, all the drugging, all the screwing are supposed too compensate for the fact that, despite being filthy rich and successful, his life is pretty damn boring (just so you … [Read more...] about Somewhere
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The Sitter
Belongs squarely in the . . . Limacher Low Down: The Sitter has previews that offer a pretty decent glimpse into the entire story line of the movie; an R rated remake of "Adventures in Babysitting". The problem with trying to retell a classic of a generation is the fact it may not work well, and that is certainly the case with "The Sitter". Jokes that some may get don’t … [Read more...] about The Sitter
J. Edgar
A ho-hum review for a ho-hum biopic. The H-Bomb: To call J. Edgar Hoover one of the most controversial figures of the 20th Century is almost an understatement. He is the man who more or less created the Federal Bureau of Investigation as we know it today, and ran it with an iron fist for nearly fifty years, right up until the time of his death. He was also considered … [Read more...] about J. Edgar
Hisss
Hisss-terically bad! The H-Bomb: According to ancient Indian legend, Nagin is a deadly snake goddess who holds within her body the key to immortality. If her mate is threatened or harmed, she will hunt down and take vengeance on whoever is responsible, and will in all likelihood claim the lives of at least a few innocent bystanders along the way. Not … [Read more...] about Hisss
Rubber
Where the 'Robert' meets the road! Normally I like movies that are unusual and don’t require much thought to watch, but Rubber made me question my tastes. I heard the concept was basically about a killer tire on the loose and I got REALLY excited about seeing this movie; yet shortly after the film got rolling (ha ha) . . . I regretted my enthusiasms. The TIRE was the … [Read more...] about Rubber
