Not much passion to be found here. The H-Bomb: Nate (Mickey Rourke), a down and out, sad sack musician, narrowly escapes a mob hit and wanders through the desert until he comes upon a circus populated by the typical assortment of freaks and weirdos. It’s there that he meets Lily (Megan Fox), a beautiful girl with wings… yes, actual wings that she was born with. Nate thinks … [Read more...] about Passion Play
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Husk
Even the crows weren't scared . . . Swift shot: Not scary, somewhat imaginative, but overall an unimpressive film. Husk starts out with a group of college kids stranded in the middle of nowhere (sound familiar?), with no cell signals (sound familiar?), and no common sense. Following a car accident caused by a murder of crows, they all wake up after being unconscious … [Read more...] about Husk
The Limits of Control
Will test the limits of your patience. The H-Bomb: Or, it will test the limits of your attention, because this latest offering from veteran indie oddball Jim Jarmusch sure doesn’t do much to hold it. The “story” (using that word in the loosest way possible) is about a hitman traveling around Spain on an assignment that’s never really explained to us. He meets up with … [Read more...] about The Limits of Control
Gulliver’s Travels
More images awaiteth ye, here! Swift shot: The 3D is just a gimmick to take more cash out of your pockets, first and foremost, avoid spending money on this one - PERIOD! Jack Black grew on me over the years, but this latest outing needed to stay lost at sea, forever. The running fat guy in a little coat bit gets old rather quickly, and just when I found myself interested … [Read more...] about Gulliver’s Travels
My Soul to Take
You can keep it, Wes! The H-Bomb: One night in the quiet town of Riverton, a serial killer known as the Riverton Ripper is mortally wounded by police. While en route to the hospital, the Ripper comes to and attacks the paramedics, causing the ambulance to crash and burn. The Ripper’s bloody stretcher is found next to the river… but he isn’t. Whether or not the Ripper is … [Read more...] about My Soul to Take
