“I'M DUH SHEER-UFF!!!” The H-Bomb: Notorious South American drug kingpin Gabriel Cortez (Eduardo Noriega) is in the process of being transferred to Federal Death Row, when he makes a daring, and somewhat improbable, escape. Now, behind the wheel of a souped-up Corvette, with a captive in the form of a lovely, young female FBI agent (Genesis Rodriguez), Cortez is … [Read more...] about The Last Stand
Dick Flick
Stolen
Fun-ish, but forgettable. The H-Bomb: Master thief Will Montgomery (Nicolas Cage) is pulling a late night heist in New Orleans with his crew, including hothead Vincent (Josh Lucas) and the sultry Riley (Malin Akerman). It's a ten million dollar job, the big retirement score for all involved. Everything seems to be going smoothly, but there's just one teeny, tiny problem; … [Read more...] about Stolen
Evil Dead (2013)
Groovy! The H-Bomb: Or perhaps a better subheading would be, "Gory!" Very, very gory. For the initiated, this should come as no surprise, there will be blood... lots of it. Stands to reason, as it is a remake of one of the most unabashedly gruesome films ever made. 1981's The Evil Dead is a homegrown horror flick shot on a shoestring over a period of several years that is … [Read more...] about Evil Dead (2013)
Bullet to the Head
"You had me at 'Fuck you.'" The H-Bomb: James Bonomo (Sylvester Stallone) is a hit-man based in New Orleans who, along with his partner of six years, carries out a hit on some coked up no-neck in a swanky hotel suite. Things get a bit messy, but, at the end of day, the job gets done and they hit a nearby watering hole to unwind. When Bonomo heads to the … [Read more...] about Bullet to the Head
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (3D)
Witchin'! Swift shot: The Brothers Grimm version . . . this a'int! Gatling guns, grenades, all manner of technological marvels of malevolence are introduced into this goretastic version of the classic tale of the brother and sister who bested and baked a witch in her own oven. There is ill-placed profanity, some mild nudity and countless graphic, special … [Read more...] about Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (3D)
