"Machete don't text" Swift shot: You like action? You like people getting hacked, shot, stabbed and eviscerated? Yeah? You do? Well, cabron - ya gonna love this mojon! Machete is grindhouse-ethnic exploitation madness at its best, with level headed story-telling and just enough cheese to keep you chuckling throughout. Some choices were … [Read more...] about MACHETE
Dick Flick
Altered
"Suck it up, piss pants!" Swift shot: Every once in awhile I will find a straight to DVD flick that I have never heard about that really should have been in theaters. This flick didn't even make my radar when it released in 2006, but damn it was good. The acting in this was amazing, considering it starred virtual unknowns, these artists really committed to their … [Read more...] about Altered
The Expendables
***Need more pix of these badasses? Click here*** Limacher Low Down: The Expendables is just a throw back to the Action Genre of the 80's and 90's where violence was utilized just for the sake of violence. The movie has a cast of THOUSANDS, well not really, but action stars galore light up the screen. The viewer definitely gets their bang for the buck in this one, and … [Read more...] about The Expendables
Jonah Hex
Hex hears dead-people, and who gives a Horton? ***Need Megan Fox images? No!?! Well, screw you then, don't CLICK HERE*** The H-Bomb: There seems to be some kind of consensus that thus far this summer movie season has, for the most part, been dull, dreary, and lackluster. Sadly, the release of “Jonah Hex” is going to do very little to buck that trend. As a comic … [Read more...] about Jonah Hex
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans
The H-Bomb: Lt. Terence McDonagh (Nicolas Cage) is a highly decorated cop working the mean streets of a post-Hurricane Katrina New Orleans. After suffering a back injury, he is prescribed Vicodin and in six months time moves on to other (illegal) drugs and becomes a full blown addict, but that’s only part of McDonagh’s many nefarious activities. After a low level drug dealer … [Read more...] about Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans
