Welcome to a world where KFC moist-wipes can get you anything! Swift shot: Decent post-apocalyptic journey with some rapid-slash fight scenes and an intriguing twist. Mila and Denzel manage well, and Oldman comes across as a believable villain - not so much a monster as an uber-realist. With harsh, gritty paneling this is definitely a must see for graphic … [Read more...] about The Book of Eli
Dick Flick
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
"It aint rocket surgery." The H-Bomb: After slaughtering all the high profile gangsters in Boston, the MacManus Brothers have spent the past decade hiding out in Ireland. But when a priest is murdered,the "Saints" come back to Beantown for one reason and one reason only... to shoot the shit out of some bad guys. Just to state this upfront, I am not a huge fan of the … [Read more...] about The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
Ninja Assassin
Rick Swift says, "The ninja appears to be back . . . " The H-Bomb: A martial arts trained assassin wages a one man war against his former clan and his master. Let the bloodbath begin... "Ninja Assassin" can be best described as a martial arts movie fan's wet dream. It's blood and guts galore stuffed full of fistfights, sword fights and knife fights in a plot that's there … [Read more...] about Ninja Assassin
Zombieland
A delicious catastrophe! Swift shot: Zombie flicks and me usually don't get along well, when they are seriously driven, but Zland doesn't take itself too seriously - it is just a sweet ass ride, one that you will want to experience again and again. You'll want to bring different people with you to gauge their reactions, see if they are savvy enough to catch on and find … [Read more...] about Zombieland
Rocky Balboa
"Nothings over til it's over." Swift shot: Good flick, worth the wait, pacing was good, like the original Rocky. You won't be constantly enamored with the characters and story, because it isn't extreme or fast paced. The acting is very good, especially by Paulie (Burt Young). I was surprised to see he was still kicking actually. This film brings a … [Read more...] about Rocky Balboa
