I'm sure anyone who would be visiting this site is familiar with the story of Diablo Cody: the stripper/phone sex operator who became a screenwriting wunderkind who won an Oscar her first time out the gate with "Juno". She has a writing style full of witty catchphrases that can be mildly amusing at best and mildly irritating at worst. Her dialogue doesn't at all reflect the way … [Read more...] about Jennifer’s Body
Dick Flick
RocknRolla
I was expecting SLC Punk meets London, but what I got was as disappointing as British cuisine. It was like some kind of homo-erotic Oliver Twist story with limited violence. I was expecting London to be dripping with blood, and for the most part - all we got was American Crayfish and junkies strewn about with some Russian mobsters and the occasional awkward moments of, … [Read more...] about RocknRolla
GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Whatever happened to the Real American Hero? Like most red-blooded American males, I grew up playing with GI Joes, so when this one was first mentioned I thought - waaaay cool, then I saw the preview and I thought, oh no! For some odd reason, the studio didn't allow early screenings or any press to see this film. Maybe they wanted our ten bucks to help dilute the … [Read more...] about GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra
A Perfect Getaway
“Nothing bad ever happens in Hawaii” It’s been a while since I’ve seen a good, solid suspense movie that didn’t have a bad story or a lame twist (“The Village”, anyone??) so I’ve been looking forward to seeing this movie. Believe me, I was not disappointed! In “A Perfect Getaway” Cliff and Cydney (Steve Zahn and Milla Jovovich) are in Hawaii on their honeymoon. … [Read more...] about A Perfect Getaway
Observe and Report
"I thought it was going to be funny, but it was really kinda sad." Observe and Report delivers some classic sex, drugs and rock-n-roll, and 2009 is going to go down in film history as the year of the penis, there I said it. So, if you don't want to see flapping ball-sacks and incredibly lewd and lascivious acts, avoid this film. I remember what an R-rating was to my … [Read more...] about Observe and Report
