Sexy, high octane thrill ride! Directed by: Sean Patrick FlaneryWritten by: Sean Patrick Flanery, Story by John ThaddeusCast: Billy Budinich, Caylee Cowan, Johnathon Schaech, Brian Maillard, Sydney Scotia Swift shot: Back in 2010, I came up with The Thrillometer for my old iratefilms site, and it's been awhile since a film has earned dusting that bad boy off, and now … [Read more...] about Frank and Penelope
Dick Flick
Top Gun: Maverick
God help us all! Directed by: Joseph KosinskiWritten by: Jim Cash, Jack Epps Jr., Peter Craig, Ehren Kruger, Eric Warren Singer, Christopher McQuarrieCast: Tom Cruise, Miles Teller, Jennifer Connelly, Jon Hamm, Val Kilmer Swift shot: I can tell you that when the original Top Gun came out in 1986, it blew me away! It was the second full album I went out and bought with … [Read more...] about Top Gun: Maverick
Metal Lords
Hunter needs his ass kicked! Directed by: Peter SollettWritten by: D. B. WeissCast: Jaeden Martell, Adrian Greensmith, Isis Hainsworth Swift shot: Are you Metal? Or are you just mental? Is there a difference? Apparently only some dork named Hunter can make that call. I felt like this was a mental health diagnosis test disguised as a coming-of-age teen comedy. But to be … [Read more...] about Metal Lords
The Northman
"Gáttir allar áður gangi fram um skoðast skyli, um skyggnast skyli, því að óvíst er að vita hvar óvinir sitja á fleti fyrir." ~Odin "All the doorways, before one enters, should be looked around, should be spied out; it can’t be known for certain where enemies are sitting in the hall ahead." Directed by: Robert EggersWritten by: Robert Eggers, SjónCast: Alexander … [Read more...] about The Northman
The Trip
“I Onde Dager” or "In Bad Days" (translated from Norwegian) Directed by: Tommy WirkolaWritten by: Tommy Wirkola, Nick Ball, John NivenCast: Noomi Rapace, Aksel Hennie, Atle Antonsen, Chrisian Rubeck, Andre Eriksen Have you ever loved someone so much you’d kill for them? Have you ever hated someone so much that you wanted to kill them? Meet Lisa (Rapace) and Lars … [Read more...] about The Trip
