Back in my day . . . great white sharks were the top of the food chain. Now, it's Jason Statham! Directed by: Jon (missing the H) Turtletaub Written by: Dean Georgaris, Jon (aslo missing an H) Hoeber, Erich (found the H) Hoeber Cast: Jason Shirtless, Bangbing Li, Rainn Wilson, Shuya Sophia Cai Basically Jaws 3-D meets The Transporter. Nothing … [Read more...] about The Meg
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Mission Impossible: Fallout
Back in my day . . . spy movies were awesome. So is this one! Written and Directed by: Christopher McQuarrie Cast: Tom Cruise, The Mustache, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson, Ving (the schnoz) Rhames I thought I watched all the Mission Impossible movies that exist, but it was painfully obvious to me that I didn't watch the last one, Rogue Nation. Because there … [Read more...] about Mission Impossible: Fallout
The Equalizer 2
Back in my day . . . bad guys didn't leave so many loose ends! Directed by: Antoine Fuckyou-ah, is that how he says it? Fuqua Written by: Richard Wenk - Wait, seriously? Dick Wank? Poor bastard Cast: Denzel, Melissa Leo, Pedro Pascal, Ashton Sanders Robert McCall is an American badass. He's a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant - some of my favorite people are retired Marines, … [Read more...] about The Equalizer 2
Solo: A Star Wars Story
Thrilling - Space Western! Directed by: Ron Howard Written by: Lawrence Kasdan, Jonathan Kasdan Cast: Alden Ehrenreich, Woody Harrelson, Emilia Clarke Swift shot: There is only one Han Solo, and he is Harrison Ford. Unfortunately no amount of CGI effects and tricks would make a believable visage of a young Han Solo, as Ford is now over seventy. So, I suspended my disbelief … [Read more...] about Solo: A Star Wars Story
Deadpool 2
Freakin' millennials! TLDR 30 second Stardust review Directed by: David Leitch Written by: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Ryan Reynolds Character by: Rob Liefeld, Fabian Nicieza Cast: Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, Josh Brolin, Julian Dennison Swift shot: Let's face it, it would take a freakin' miracle to top Deadpool, a film that broke so many … [Read more...] about Deadpool 2
