THAT'S entertainment? Directed by: Todd PhillipsWritten by: Scott Silver, Todd Phillips, Bob KaneCast: Joaquin Phoenix, Lady Gaga, Brendan Gleeson Swift shot: Well, if you didn't care for the original Joker, good news, they made this one a musical! And guess what, your Boomer parents probably don't even know these freakin' songs. This film brought the same bleak, unfunny, … [Read more...] about Joker: Folie à Deux
Drama
Deadpool & Wolverine
Sniktychangas! Directed by: Shawn LevyWritten by: Ryan Reynolds, Rhett Reese, Paul WernickCast: Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Emma Corrin Swift shot: The Disneyfied Deadpool sequel we have all been secretly dreading for a year. But, son-of-a-fuckstick, if it isn't just completely delicious despite its plot diet. Oh, it also disproves the theory that fans are "so over … [Read more...] about Deadpool & Wolverine
Five Nights at Freddy’s
But how's the pizza? Directed by: Emma TammiWritten by: Scott Cawthon, Seth Cuddeback, Emma Tammi Cast: Josh Hutcherson, Piper Rubio, Elizabeth Lail, Matthew Lillard Swift shot: For years I have been asking my son to explain "the story" behind Five Nights at Freddy's or FNAF as the cool kids call it, and every time he did I would think, man, that will never make a good … [Read more...] about Five Nights at Freddy’s
Oppenheimer
Trials of Loyalty Directed by: Christopher NolanWritten by: Christopher Nolan, Kai Bird, Martin SherwinCast: Cillian Murphy, Emily Blunt, Robert Downey, Jr., Matt Damon, Florence PughSwift shot: Don't be fooled by the atomic hype; this is actually a courtroom drama! In fact, there are three courts in session: the AEC hearing on Oppenheimer's Q Clearance; the Strauss … [Read more...] about Oppenheimer
Sound of Freedom
Soulless demons walk among us Directed by: Alejandro MonteverdeWritten by: Rod Barr, Alejandro MonteverdeCast: Jim Caviezel, Lucás Ávila, Cristal Aparicio, Bill Camp, Mira Sorvino Swift shot: There is nothing controversial about this movie; the only controversy is how we let it get this bad in our time. Hollywood has always had an "open secret" for how to achieve … [Read more...] about Sound of Freedom
