De Palma… Ellroy… what could possibly go wrong? If only I knew… Directed by: Brian De Palma Written by: Josh Friedman, James Ellroy Cast: Josh Hartnett, Aaron Eckhart, Scarlett Johansson, Mia Kirshner The H-Bomb: It’s been a while since I’ve written a Bilger, and this time I’m going to try something a little different. For past Bilge reviews, I would target movies … [Read more...] about The Black Dahlia
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Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
"Newt, you never met a monster you couldn't love." ~Leta Lestrange Directed by: David Yates Written by: J.K. Rowling Cast: Johnny Depp, Eddie Redmayne, Dan Fogler, Katherine Waterson, Zoe Kravitz The second after this film ended I wanted to see it again. Just like with The Empire Strikes Back and The Fellowship of the Ring, the end of The Crimes … [Read more...] about Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Instant Family
Directed by: Sean Anders Written by: Sean Anders, John Morris Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Rose Byrne, Isabela Moner Are you looking for a movie that will make you cry one minute then laugh the next? Well Instant Family is the perfect movie for you! Instant Family stars Mark Wahlberg (Ted, Patriots Day) and Rose Byrne (Bridesmaids, Insidious) as Pete and Ellie, a … [Read more...] about Instant Family
Outlaw King
Back in my day . . . There was this bad ass Mel Gibson movie about the brutal fight for Scottish Independence called Braveheart. Now we get this would-be sequel that barely leaves a mark. Directed by: David Mackenzie Written by: David Mackenzie, Bathwater Doran, James MacInnes Cast: Crisp Ine, Stannis Dillane, Billy Howler Monkey, Florence Pugh, Sam Spruell Here's what I … [Read more...] about Outlaw King
The Grinch
Back in my day . . . The Grinch had a dramatic, explosive epiphany, but this new Grinch meanders to a nauseating, inevitable disappointing meh. Directed by: Yarrow "Dick?" Cheney, Scott Mosier Written by: Michael The Sewer, Tommy Wisse... Swerdlow, and NOT Dr. Seuss Cast: Benedict Cumberbuns, Cameron Seely, some other people From the first time you hear the new Grinch … [Read more...] about The Grinch
