Directed by: Pierre Morel Written by: Chad St. John Cast: Jennifer Garner, John Gallgher Jr., John Ortiz If you’ve ever sucked on a peppermint candy, you know how its sweet taste comes on and eventually leaves a slightly stinging aftertaste. The new aptly named Jennifer Garner film is just like that. It starts sweetly enough and then dives into the stinging world of … [Read more...] about Peppermint
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The Happytime Murders
Back in my day . . . The Muppets took on Manhattan, now they take on multiple sex partners and snort Grade A sucrose! Directed by: Brian (definitely not his dad) Henson Written by: Todd Berger, Dee Austin Robertson Cast: Melissa McCarthy, Bill Barretta, Elizabeth Banks, Leslie David Baker, Maya Rudolph It's freakin' Roger Rabbit meets Seven. Yes, the script by Todd Berger … [Read more...] about The Happytime Murders
The Meg
Back in my day . . . great white sharks were the top of the food chain. Now, it's Jason Statham! Directed by: Jon (missing the H) Turtletaub Written by: Dean Georgaris, Jon (aslo missing an H) Hoeber, Erich (found the H) Hoeber Cast: Jason Shirtless, Bangbing Li, Rainn Wilson, Shuya Sophia Cai Basically Jaws 3-D meets The Transporter. Nothing … [Read more...] about The Meg
Mission Impossible: Fallout
Back in my day . . . spy movies were awesome. So is this one! Written and Directed by: Christopher McQuarrie Cast: Tom Cruise, The Mustache, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson, Ving (the schnoz) Rhames I thought I watched all the Mission Impossible movies that exist, but it was painfully obvious to me that I didn't watch the last one, Rogue Nation. Because there … [Read more...] about Mission Impossible: Fallout
The Equalizer 2
Back in my day . . . bad guys didn't leave so many loose ends! Directed by: Antoine Fuckyou-ah, is that how he says it? Fuqua Written by: Richard Wenk - Wait, seriously? Dick Wank? Poor bastard Cast: Denzel, Melissa Leo, Pedro Pascal, Ashton Sanders Robert McCall is an American badass. He's a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant - some of my favorite people are retired Marines, … [Read more...] about The Equalizer 2
