"please . . . . . . . . help me . . . " The H-Bomb: Thomas Bardo (Stephen Rea) is a hard up schlub who is having one shitty day: he’s been kicked out of his apartment, the unemployment office told him they lost his application after keeping him waiting for three hours, and a cop booted him off his park bench just as he was settling in for the night. As if his situation … [Read more...] about Stuck
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Ginger Snaps
“I can’t have a hairy chest, Bee! That’s fucked!” The H-Bomb: In the quiet Canadian suburb of Bailey Downs (Canadian suburb, pfft… isn’t that entire country a suburb?), neighborhood dogs are being devoured by a mysterious beast at night. No one has ever actually laid eyes on this creature, but judging from the aftermath of one of its attacks, it is safe to assume … [Read more...] about Ginger Snaps
Kong: Skull Island
Directed by: Jordan Vogt-Roberts Written by: John Gatins, Dan Gilroy, Max Borenstein, Derek Connolly Cast: Tom Hiddleston, Samuel L. Jackson, Brie Larson, John Goodman, John C. Reilly Growing up, I use to watch all the old monster movies like King Kong, Godzilla, Gamera, etc. They were cool to watch as a kid, you had big monsters, but not scary, throwing down with each … [Read more...] about Kong: Skull Island
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Written and Directed by: Rian Johnson Cast: Daisy Ridley, Mark Hamill, Adam Driver, Carrie Fisher, John Boyega Swift shot: With some recognizable elements from The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, The Last Jedi doesn't fall into a cyclic garbage chute that many critics claimed was the downfall of The Force Awakens. It seems they listened … [Read more...] about Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Attack of the Killer Donuts
Directed by: Scott Wheeler Written by: Nathan Dalton, Chris De Christopher, Rafael Diaz Wagner Cast: Justin Ray, Kayla Compton, Ben Heyman Swift shot: There are now two films that will make me question my pastry choices, Attack of the Killer Donuts and a classic Christopher Columbus film with a small cult following about a young, brilliant British detective. … [Read more...] about Attack of the Killer Donuts
