"Santa has the exact same letters as Satan!"- Yes, someone actually says that. Directed by: Darren Doane Written by: This fucking thing had writers??? Starring: Kirk Cameron, Darren Doane, Bridgette Cameron The H-Bomb: Kirk (Kirk Cameron) is attending a Christmas party at his sister's house, when he notices that his brother-in-law, Christian (Darren Doane), seems … [Read more...] about Saving Christmas
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Sisters
Directed by: Jason Moore Written by: Paula Pell Cast: Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Maya Rudolph Maura (Poehler) and Kate Ellis (Fey) are the most opposite sisters ever. Maura is a nurse, optimistic, careful, and always very responsible, while Kate is unemployed, homeless, and the single mother of a teenage daughter. While Maura is somewhat recently divorced, she has her life a … [Read more...] about Sisters
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
As long as there is light, there is hope. Directed by: J.J. Abrams Written by: Lawrence Kasdan, J.J. Abrams, Michael Arndt Cast: Harrison Ford, Adam Driver, Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Peter Mayhew Swift shot: "Disney's going to ruin it!" was the early lament of the Cassandras and die-hard fans. "They will make it too cutesy or focus only on making a buck, regardless … [Read more...] about Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Fantastic Four
A Fantastic Bore Directed by: Josh Trank Written by: Jeremy Slater, Simon Kinberg, Josh Trank (screenplay) Stan Lee, Jack Kirby (comic) Starring: Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan, Kate Mara, Jamie Bell, Reg E. Cathey, Toby Kebbell The H-Bomb: For pretty much his entire childhood, Reed Richards (Miles Teller) has been working on a teleportation device, with the help … [Read more...] about Fantastic Four
The Ridiculous 6
Ridiculously Bad Directed by: Frank Coraci "Written" by: Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler Starring: Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Luke Wilson, Taylor Lautner, Terry Crews, Jorge Garcia, Nick Nolte The H-Bomb: Having been an avid moviegoer for the bulk of my 34 years on this planet, I can say, with confidence, that the most painful kind of bad movie is a bad comedy. When a horror … [Read more...] about The Ridiculous 6
