A Zombie film . . . with heart. Swift shot: Max Brooks purists, be advised, this film will irk you from the first second, but if you take the fresh pulse to heart, and don't overly think Warm Bodies, you will find an enjoyable film awaits. From the opening monologue of R (Nicholas Hoult), this film acknowledges it isn't one to take seriously. Yes, it is … [Read more...] about Warm Bodies
Sci-fi & Fantasy
Cosmopolis
Say what, David? The H-Bomb: 28-year-old Wall Street billionaire Eric Packer (Robert Pattinson) is in for one hell of a day. His latest investment proved to be a not so wise one, as he stands to lose his entire fortune, and his security detail has just informed him that a credible threat has been made against his life. Upon receiving all this wonderful … [Read more...] about Cosmopolis
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (3D)
Witchin'! Swift shot: The Brothers Grimm version . . . this a'int! Gatling guns, grenades, all manner of technological marvels of malevolence are introduced into this goretastic version of the classic tale of the brother and sister who bested and baked a witch in her own oven. There is ill-placed profanity, some mild nudity and countless graphic, special … [Read more...] about Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (3D)
Total Recall (The Crappy Version)
A Total Dud The H-Bomb: From Hollywood super-hack Len Wiseman, he who is responsible for the duller-than-dogshit Underworld and the dickless Die Hard 4, comes the latest why-did-they-fucking-bother remake, Total Recall, which takes away all the fun, gory, campy awesomeness of the Paul Verhoeven/Arnold Schwarzenegger classic and replaces it with pure, unadulterated … [Read more...] about Total Recall (The Crappy Version)
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to Middle-earth we go! The H-Bomb: Director Peter Jackson takes us back to the magical land of Middle-earth with The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. Set some 60 years before the events of The Lord of the Rings, it tells the story of young Bilbo Baggins (Martin Freeman), a simple, peaceful Hobbit who enjoys his simple, peaceful life in the … [Read more...] about The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
