"Suck it up, piss pants!" Swift shot: Every once in awhile I will find a straight to DVD flick that I have never heard about that really should have been in theaters. This flick didn't even make my radar when it released in 2006, but damn it was good. The acting in this was amazing, considering it starred virtual unknowns, these artists really committed to their … [Read more...] about Altered
Thriller
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
A film about men who hate women, among other things… The H-Bomb: Disgraced journalist Mikael Blomkvyst (Michael Nyqvyst) has just been convicted of libel and steps down from the magazine he created, Millennium. But before he has time to stew over his losses, he is hired by Henrik Vanger (Sven-Bertil Taube), an elderly business man who‘s a member of the wealthy and powerful … [Read more...] about The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Let the Right One In
"It's halothane." Swift shot: A Swedish vampire film, complete with awkward attire, dated dialog and a touch of the surreal. If you are sick of the melodramatic crap America is forcing you to endure - romantic, gift-wrapped vampires - add this to your Netflix instant-play and grab some Absolut, you'll need it. Lina Leandersson portrays the wretched creature in a … [Read more...] about Let the Right One In
Antichrist
Nature is Satan's church The H-Bomb: A married couple is in the middle of making love, when their toddler son Nic escapes from his crib, makes his way up to a windowsill, and falls to his death. This plunges his mother, She (Charlotte Gainsbourg- “21 Grams”, “The Science of Sleep”), into a deep depression. The father, He (Willem Dafoe), believes that she is not being … [Read more...] about Antichrist
The Box
The H-Bomb: Arthur and Norma Lewis (James Marsden and Cameron Diaz) are a perfectly happy middle class married couple living in 1970’s suburban Virginia. She’s a teacher at a private school, he’s a NASA scientist, and they have a young son, Walter (Sam Oz Stone). One day, a stranger by the name of Arlington Steward (Frank Langella) arrives on their doorstep. A vaguely sinister … [Read more...] about The Box
