Welcome to a world where KFC moist-wipes can get you anything! Swift shot: Decent post-apocalyptic journey with some rapid-slash fight scenes and an intriguing twist. Mila and Denzel manage well, and Oldman comes across as a believable villain - not so much a monster as an uber-realist. With harsh, gritty paneling this is definitely a must see for graphic … [Read more...] about The Book of Eli
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Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
"Let's see Robot Chicken top this one." Swift shot: Star Wars and Family Guy lovers will be thrilled - Fox removed their censors this time - so, you actually get your money's worth. You won't hear any beeps except for R2D2's beep boop beep. Using classic parody, creator Seth MacFarlane fires his own blasts at George Lucas in not so subtle criticisms of The Empire … [Read more...] about Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
Sherlock Holmes
"Death is only the beginning." Swift shot: Modern movie magic brings a classic, enduring character back to life. With a sturdy understanding of Sherlock Holmes, Director Guy Ritchie and cast-members alike create an enjoyable moving picture for all audiences to enjoy. With just the right amount of action peppered in, Sherlock Holmes doesn't disappoint on any … [Read more...] about Sherlock Holmes
Avatar
"Every person is born twice." Swift shot: Only James Cameron could remake Fern Gully and make me enjoy it! Or wait, was it Dances With Wolves? Still, the graphics will astound you! There are times when it starts to feel like you are watching the Discovery Channel though, like a good hour of the film is just vast, expansive shots of nature on the planet, Pandora. … [Read more...] about Avatar
Me and Orson Welles
Zac is back. “Me and Orson Welles” stars Zac Efron as Richard Samuels, a high-school student who is bored with school and longs to be doing something more exciting than studying. A chance encounter with Orson Welles (Christian McKay) changes his outlook on things. Welles is casting for his latest project, an updated version of “Caesar” and Richard is given the role as … [Read more...] about Me and Orson Welles
