From Hasbro. The H-Bomb: Bubble-headed teen, Debbie (Shelley Hennig), commits suicide after futzing around with an old Ouija Board she found in her attic. Everyone in the community is baffled by this, none more so than Debbie’s best friend, Laine (Olivia Cooke), because Debbie seemed so happy and chirpy and whatnot. After finding the Ouija Board amongst Debbie’s things, … [Read more...] about Ouija
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Dracula Untold
Dracula Dumbed Down The H-Bomb: Welcome to 15th century Transylvania, where almost everyone speaks English with an English accent. This land is ruled by Vlad the Impaler (Luke Evans), who is shown here to be a brave warrior, a loving husband, a doting father, and an all around nice guy (oh dear). Vlad wants nothing more than to live in peace with his people, however, there … [Read more...] about Dracula Untold
Annabelle
Dolls don’t scare me. The H-Bomb: Mia (Annabelle Wallis) and John (Ward Horton) are a perfect Barbie doll couple living in 1960’s southern California. She is several months pregnant with her first child, and as a gift, John buys her a brand new doll to put in the kid’s nursery. This doll sports a demonic grin and is just about the ugliest fucking thing you ever did see, … [Read more...] about Annabelle
The Sacrament
Father knows best… The H-Bomb: Patrick (Kentucker Audley), a fashion photographer from New York, travels to Eden Parish, a commune located somewhere in the middle of nowhere, in order to find his sister, Caroline (Amy Seimetz), a recovering drug addict. Patrick is accompanied on the trip by two colleagues, journalist Sam (AJ Bowen) and video cameraman Jake (Joe … [Read more...] about The Sacrament
The Purge: Anarchy
Happy Hunting The H-Bomb: The date is March 21, 2023, and it's that time of year again, time for the annual "Purge;" the night where all laws and emergency services are suspended for twelve hours, and all crime, including murder, is legal. Enacted by the New Founding Fathers of America, the Purge is designed to allow citizens to vent any pent up anger and aggression, … [Read more...] about The Purge: Anarchy
