"Remember, take it like a pussy." Directed by: Guy Ritchie Written by: Guy Ritchie (screenplay), Lionel Wigram Cast: Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer, Alicia Vikander, Elizabeth Debicki Swift shot: Most of today's theater dwellers have never heard of the sixties series, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., so they won't appreciate the nuanced nods to the original series. The film has to … [Read more...] about The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
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Toolbox Murders 2
The most anticipated sequel of the year... Written and Directed by: Dean C. Jones Starring: Chauntal Lewis, Chris Doyle, Bruce Dern (Dear God... why?!?) The H-Bomb: The original Toolbox Murders was a low-rent exploitation junker from 1978 that was pretty much forgotten about, until it was loosely remade by famed horror maestro Tobe Hooper in 2004. Hooper is best … [Read more...] about Toolbox Murders 2
Mission: Impossible- Rogue Nation
Cruise on the Hunt yet again. Directed by: Christopher McQuarrie Written by: Christopher McQuarrie (screenplay), Drew Pearce, McQuarrie (story) Starring: Tom Cruise, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson, Jeremy Renner, Ving Rhames, Sean Harris, Alec Baldwin The H-Bomb: After years of leaving a trail of destruction in its wake, the IMF is officially disbanded by CIA Director … [Read more...] about Mission: Impossible- Rogue Nation
A LEGO Brickumentary
Build well! Directed by: Kief Davidson, Daniel Junge Written by: Daniel Junge, Davis Coombe Cast: Jason Bateman, Jamie Berard Swift shot: AFOLs (Adult Fans of Lego) and KFOLs (Kid Fans of Lego) will love this wonderful documentary about their favorite little Danish building bricks. If you don't learn anything new watching this film, you are … [Read more...] about A LEGO Brickumentary
Unfriended
EPIC LULZ Directed by: Leo Gabriadze Written by: Nelson Greaves Starring: Shelley Hennig, Moses Storm, Renee Olstead, Will Peltz, Jacob Wysocki The H-Bomb: Laura Barns (Heather Sossaman) was just your average high schooler when, one year ago, she got piss drunk at a party, then proceeded to do something very, very embarrassing. I'm talking crawl-in-a-hole-and-die … [Read more...] about Unfriended
