Dracula Dumbed Down The H-Bomb: Welcome to 15th century Transylvania, where almost everyone speaks English with an English accent. This land is ruled by Vlad the Impaler (Luke Evans), who is shown here to be a brave warrior, a loving husband, a doting father, and an all around nice guy (oh dear). Vlad wants nothing more than to live in peace with his people, however, there … [Read more...] about Dracula Untold
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Automata
Swift shot: A film about robots that questions the limits and definition of life. We've seen it before. There is nothing original about that message, but Automata is incredibly original in its delivery. Set in post-toxic Earth 2044, so only thirty years in the future, Automata uses exceptional cinematography and near seamless effects to paint a bleak picture for mankind. … [Read more...] about Automata
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
We have go to hide all of the sharp objects! Have you ever had a really bad misunderstanding with someone? In January 2010, we watched as two guys got caught up in one, and it was a killer to straighten out. Directing this 89 minute comedy/horror Eli Craig. Dodging the blood spray is: Tyler Labine as Dale, Alan Tudyk as Tucker, Katrina Bowden as Allison, Jesse … [Read more...] about Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Annabelle
Dolls don’t scare me. The H-Bomb: Mia (Annabelle Wallis) and John (Ward Horton) are a perfect Barbie doll couple living in 1960’s southern California. She is several months pregnant with her first child, and as a gift, John buys her a brand new doll to put in the kid’s nursery. This doll sports a demonic grin and is just about the ugliest fucking thing you ever did see, … [Read more...] about Annabelle
Gone Girl
The way thrillers used to be! Swift shot: Fincher is this generation's Hitchcock. Gone Girl is probably one of the best thrillers of all time, with acclaimed author, Gillian Flynn penning the screenplay solidifying the characters from novelization to screen. This is one of those films you'll be talking about the whole ride home and will have you wondering about your … [Read more...] about Gone Girl
