From Hasbro. The H-Bomb: Bubble-headed teen, Debbie (Shelley Hennig), commits suicide after futzing around with an old Ouija Board she found in her attic. Everyone in the community is baffled by this, none more so than Debbie’s best friend, Laine (Olivia Cooke), because Debbie seemed so happy and chirpy and whatnot. After finding the Ouija Board amongst Debbie’s things, … [Read more...] about Ouija
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Fury
“Ideals are peaceful, history is violent.” The H-Bomb: It’s 1945, and while the war in Europe is winding down, the fighting is far from over. The Allies are now in Germany, gaining more ground every day. In the middle of the chaos is a tank crew, led by Sgt. Wardaddy Collier (Brad Pitt), that has managed to stay together since North Africa. Recently, a member of this … [Read more...] about Fury
The Good Lie
I smell Oscar bait… The H-Bomb: Civil war breaks out in Sudan in the 1980’s, and a small band of orphaned children are forced to flee on foot after their village is wiped out in a raid. It’s a long, arduous journey through hundreds of miles of wilderness that claims the lives of a number of these kids. The few who do make it to the Kenyan border wind up in a U.N. refugee … [Read more...] about The Good Lie
Dracula Untold
Dracula Dumbed Down The H-Bomb: Welcome to 15th century Transylvania, where almost everyone speaks English with an English accent. This land is ruled by Vlad the Impaler (Luke Evans), who is shown here to be a brave warrior, a loving husband, a doting father, and an all around nice guy (oh dear). Vlad wants nothing more than to live in peace with his people, however, there … [Read more...] about Dracula Untold
Annabelle
Dolls don’t scare me. The H-Bomb: Mia (Annabelle Wallis) and John (Ward Horton) are a perfect Barbie doll couple living in 1960’s southern California. She is several months pregnant with her first child, and as a gift, John buys her a brand new doll to put in the kid’s nursery. This doll sports a demonic grin and is just about the ugliest fucking thing you ever did see, … [Read more...] about Annabelle
