The H-Bomb: Now for the fun part... with all the garbage I've been subjected to this year, I was initially going to make this a bottom twenty. But reliving all of those shitty, shitty movies proved to be far too arduous a task, so I'm doing a Bottom 10 instead. While I have no Michael Bay to kick around this year, I still managed to see ten movies that were worse than The Human … [Read more...] about H-Man’s Bottom 10 of 2015
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Saving Christmas
"Santa has the exact same letters as Satan!"- Yes, someone actually says that. Directed by: Darren Doane Written by: This fucking thing had writers??? Starring: Kirk Cameron, Darren Doane, Bridgette Cameron The H-Bomb: Kirk (Kirk Cameron) is attending a Christmas party at his sister's house, when he notices that his brother-in-law, Christian (Darren Doane), seems … [Read more...] about Saving Christmas
Fantastic Four
A Fantastic Bore Directed by: Josh Trank Written by: Jeremy Slater, Simon Kinberg, Josh Trank (screenplay) Stan Lee, Jack Kirby (comic) Starring: Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan, Kate Mara, Jamie Bell, Reg E. Cathey, Toby Kebbell The H-Bomb: For pretty much his entire childhood, Reed Richards (Miles Teller) has been working on a teleportation device, with the help … [Read more...] about Fantastic Four
Survivor
Intrigue has never been less intriguing. Directed by: James McTeigue Written by: Philip Shelby Starring: Milla Jovovich, Pierce Brosnan, Dylan McDermott, Angela Bassett, Robert Forster The H-Bomb: Kate Abbott (Milla Jovovich) is an agent with the State Department stationed at the U.S. Embassy in London, where she is tasked with weeding out Visa applicants who could … [Read more...] about Survivor
Left Behind
My God… The H-Bomb: The personal life of college student Chloe Steele (Cassi Thomson) has been in turmoil ever since her mom, Irene (Lea Thompson) became a super-Christian about a year ago. It’s that religious metamorphosis, especially the way she keeps carrying on about “The Rapture,” that keeps Chloe from visiting home, and that keeps her father, airline pilot Rayford … [Read more...] about Left Behind
